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| Hi young'uns, it's Grandpa Bluestrat again!
Roxy and Luke's wedding was held this evening at roughly Sometime PM. It lasted a grand total of ten minutes, including the reception.
So, kiddies, be sure to congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Goatears if and when they get back from their honeymoon! | | |
| Hey kiddes, it's Grandpa here with a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Today, or sometime in the near future, Roxy Glue, daughter of Clint Glue and Brooke Cardboard, is marrying Luke Goatears, a weirdo drifter who doesn't have parents.
In other news, Grandpa Tyler Glue passed away this afternoon...RIP grandpappy.
Ok that's all for now kiddes. | | |
| Here's an explanation of the family for you guys:
Dori and Daphne(Josh) are married, their child is Mere. Mere is married to Matt and their children are Clint, Shan(adopted), Britt, Therese and Dude. Clint's married to Brooke and their children are Roxy, Emily, Sarah(adopted), and Rhema. Roxy is married to Luke. Shan's married to Krillian and their child is Jen. Jen and GI Joe are married, their children are Alex, Stacey, and Janique. Britt's married to Jimmy. Therese is married to Jon. Dude is married to Little Miss Sunshine. Lynn and Tyler are married and their children are Matt and Brit. Brit's married to Ben and their children are Carla and Raptorsrulethesky. Mere and Lexi are sisters. Now that wasn't so confusing, was it? | | |
| Okay, funny thing of the moment...
this morning:
ispeakbritterish: gahhhhhh my lips are on
fie-uh!
SanctuSRealFan4: Let me get the
fire extinguisher
SanctuSRealFan4: You must have
kissed your husband
SanctuSRealFan4: But this time,
when he was lying, his pants weren't on fire, but his lips
aVoicexWithin07 has entered the room.
SanctuSRealFan4: MOMMY, I DEMAND AN
EXPLANATION
aVoicexWithin07: what?
SanctuSRealFan4: MY DADDY IS FROM
SIMPLE PLAN?!
ReplayingMemorys: who's your
husband?
aVoicexWithin07: LOL
aVoicexWithin07: what?!
ispeakbritterish: oohh my husband has
flaming lips
ispeakbritterish: that's
sexy
ReplayingMemorys: thats a
band
aVoicexWithin07: flaming lips is a
band!!!!
ispeakbritterish: I mean...uh...super
cool
aVoicexWithin07: oh snap, you beat me to it
hah
jujusgirl2018:
mom, you quoting something or talking about
dad? ispeakbritterish: um...
ispeakbritterish: no comment
and then tonight in chat:
InfiniteHonor: my lips are burning!
and that is all. later kiddos, aunt britley
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| This is the sanctus real board family's xanga. Check back frequently for updates and noteable parts of chats.
It's all a happenin' here.
love aunt britley
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